THE GREAT CAT ATTACK

Last night, around 2 in the morning Sarah and Carolyn decided to go to the livingroom to smoke a J. While smoking Carolyn tells Sarah, Hey blow some smoke in the cats face. So I did. We forgot about him for a while cause we were wretched, then we realized the cat was acting sort of funny. On closer examination of the cat we noticed his pupils had completely taken over his eyes and he was fucked . Tiger( the cat) started howling and freaking out. Thus freaking us out and sending us flying to the other side of the room where we sat in fear of the cat.
Later we figured we would try to comfort the cat and carloyn began to excessively pat the cat for a while. Then Sarah realized the cat was going to freak out again. Carolyn, sets the cat down in fear and Sarah screams "get him away" so carolyn calmly tries to shoo him, then HE ATTACKS, causing carolyn to SHREAK IN TERROR AND knock over several books and papers. The cat refuses to be shooed, and continues to prowl and hiss inside the office. I tried to shoo him out of the room so we could lock the door but he wouldn't be shooed. Finally got him out with a stratigic box removal from the doorway and trapped ourselves in the office and the cat in the rest of the house. This is where is got weird. If you didn't think it was weird before, this is where is started. Tiger sat outside the door and howled and stratched at the door. We feared for our lives. After several minutes in the office, the lights flickered and we lost the post we were working on while it was all happening ( you wish you could have read it). We finally got sleeply and decided we needed to excape. With a clever and brave plan we forced he cat into the basement and locked him there for the night. We slept a little uneasy fearing he would excape.

The next morning he is sober. He seems to be ok. But we have learned a valuable lesson. Cat and drugs do not equal a good time.
THE END
Sarah And Carolyn