THE GREAT CAT ATTACK

Last night, around 2 in the morning Sarah and Carolyn decided to go to the livingroom to smoke a J. While smoking Carolyn tells Sarah, Hey blow some smoke in the cats face. So I did. We forgot about him for a while cause we were wretched, then we realized the cat was acting sort of funny. On closer examination of the cat we noticed his pupils had completely taken over his eyes and he was fucked . Tiger( the cat) started howling and freaking out. Thus freaking us out and sending us flying to the other side of the room where we sat in fear of the cat.
Later we figured we would try to comfort the cat and carloyn began to excessively pat the cat for a while. Then Sarah realized the cat was going to freak out again. Carolyn, sets the cat down in fear and Sarah screams "get him away" so carolyn calmly tries to shoo him, then HE ATTACKS, causing carolyn to SHREAK IN TERROR AND knock over several books and papers. The cat refuses to be shooed, and continues to prowl and hiss inside the office. I tried to shoo him out of the room so we could lock the door but he wouldn't be shooed. Finally got him out with a stratigic box removal from the doorway and trapped ourselves in the office and the cat in the rest of the house. This is where is got weird. If you didn't think it was weird before, this is where is started. Tiger sat outside the door and howled and stratched at the door. We feared for our lives. After several minutes in the office, the lights flickered and we lost the post we were working on while it was all happening ( you wish you could have read it). We finally got sleeply and decided we needed to excape. With a clever and brave plan we forced he cat into the basement and locked him there for the night. We slept a little uneasy fearing he would excape.

The next morning he is sober. He seems to be ok. But we have learned a valuable lesson. Cat and drugs do not equal a good time.
THE END
Sarah And Carolyn

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SARAH!!!!!!!!!!

i had this huge plan to right you this big letter talking about how important you are to me and how i would probly be dead without you and that you are defenantitly one of the best things that has ever happened to me and how you are my verry best friend in the whole intire world, but that will make me cry and i will not cry on my bestfriends b-day. its just not proper!!
so then i will just say this I LUV YOU. SJ. dont ever forget it.

so then lets get drunk. i am pleased to say that my last few drinking experences have great ones which has me verry excited for tonight !!!!!! it shal be a dancing good time with loads of laughs and booze and NO GIRLFRIENDS!!!!!!!!! ha ha ha ha ha i cant wait
except holly and sarah who dont count cause they dont suck. this should be like the greatest time ever. EVER.
NO SOAP OPERAS NO TEARS AND YEA YEA YEA!

where are you matt campbelll???? we want you to come. but you and only you cause the boy with no name no longer has a face or a soul to me so fuck you. but matt you fucking rock.
as for the people posting about me, posting about people i dont like. fuck you!! i will post about who/what ever the fuck i want to post about and you stupid oppions mean nothing to me as im sure mine mean nothing to you. so every one cool down, me included.

i love to post!!!!!!! ha ha ha ha ha

care

Work sucked. At least it wasn't inventory which would have kept me there for hours longer. Although I did have to flip over ever single item in stationary, foods and Health & Beauty, which took up every single second of my 7 hour shift. Well, at least I didn't have to talk to any customers. THat is the ultimate evil. I'm sick. I don't know whats wrong with me but definatly sick. Oh Boo Hoo. I am going to see Orange Country or County..or something along those lines. Jack Blacks the man. I am starting to remember why I stopped posting before.

Hey Hey, I was right. When Sarah is bored she turns into Martha Stewart. I made 3 picture frames with glue,cardboard and some gift bags. And they are actually pretty cool. Aren't I crafty? I have to drive my mom to the airport at 5 tomorrow morning. That'll suck but the feeling of relief when she is gone will be well worth it. Thats all for now.
Sarah

Sarah And Carolyn here. We spend the night watching girly tv shows (i.e- third watch and Ally Macbeal), doing laundry, eating pizza and MacDonalds, and enjoying a lovely evening strut around Peakes Quay. A quiet but well spent evening. We are about to download some heavy tunes here. We are on a Jay-z, Big Pimpin kick lately. Jay-Z GROOVE.
We hope everyone had an awesome time at carolyn's place on Saturday, and if you didn't we don't care cause we had a good time.
We are fucking retarded and can't think of anything to type. So we are going.

I really like the new template. It changes colors and its pretty. Great night last night. Thats all i'll say. I'm suppose to go sledding with Carolyn and Sherri tonight. I hope it works out cause i'm totally up for sledding. I slept until 3 today. Which is gross as hell but i did get up for less than an hour to go to english and write an awful paper. I'm talking to Holly and she's got all the gossip. Anywho peace out.
Sarah J

Alright, I tried, with my VERY limited html knowledge to change this damn thing around. I can't change anything at all except the template which a monkey could do. So when I get smarter, things will improve.

djkal;

I'm trying to mix things up. But i'm handicapped so its hard.
Sarah