I don't feel right in my skin today.

Shake it off Sarah, Shake it off.

I just remembered this from saturday.

Carolyn and Sarah walk up to a hotdog stand (drunk as arse)

CandS - We want HOTDOGS
Hotdog guy - You want the bad news or the good news
CandS- HOTDOGS!!
Hotdog guy- well the bad news is i'm closed the good news is I get to go home
CandS yell some profanities kick hotdog stand and run down kent street

I hope he doesn't remember us next weekend.

I'm laying on my bed. The sun beaming in from the windows has forced the blankets down around my legs. I can hear a faint knocking on the door. I roll over and wipe the hair from my face and look at my clock. 7 34. " What the fuck" I say to myself as I make my way out of my room. They knock again. "Hello!!" I scream at my family, "Someone answer the god damn door". I halfway down the stairs and the doorbell rings. "I'M COMING" I yell at the top of my lungs. I make my way to the front door in my twisted rubber duck pj's and t-shirt swearing under my breath. I open the door angrily and there are like 50 people standing on my doorstep and on my yard. My old best friend Megan, Poppy, Brian, my brother and sister, old friends that moved away in elementry school, Jeff , well most of the ex-boyfriends, my mom and dad, cousins and family.


It was the most fucked up dream i've ever had. People I didn't even remember were there. Fucking vivid too.

Alright, wow, i can't believe how hard it is to type while drunk. Expecially when you don't look at the keys. So yeah. I wish I could tell everyone everything that happened last night cause it was crazy as hell. Warm weather allows girls in skanky clothing to kick stuff all the way home. I walked up the the queen street meat market sign, gave it a big kick and a huge 3rd old cheese sign fell off it. So carolyn grabbed it and we trucked down the street an then gave it to the midnight worker at tim hortons to hold on to it for us.

Ha I saw ian ritchie and I jumped on him. Vaguely remember that.


Holly showed up when we thought she wouldn't. Rachel and Sherri got in. It was awesome. I had a blast. So many very funny things occured.

I forgot to tell you he's short stalky and balding..
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa\

So last year, right, 'm working at zellers and hteres this guy in toys right. And he's like somehow my dream man. He'slike hot and he's in toys.
Ok so i had this giganitic crusho n him until i realize..oh shit, he's 22. and then the next day he tells me oh shit, he lives with his girlfriend and the next day BAM FUCKING BOO he HAS A FUCKING BASBYYYYY. BAYYYBYYY.
So i'm like shit. There is no way this guy is like, cool.

p.s i'm eating fries that the macdoalds boys gave me for free
ok so right..


i meet gLEN ZELLERS BOY at the bars. Liek ahahaha. fucking i'm liike oh shit. Glen haha. So i dance my ass off with this guy adn like oh shiti'm going to browns court..oh fuckiing eh ..he's going to browns court tooo!!
so we walk from myron s to browns court with these guys fuckoing kicking christins and stealing cheese signs.

So yeah here i am. I like rapped Ian richie of his lighter in an alley. Oh wow i type d that whole sentence right.

I gotta callb rian
its 44 40 ? Will he be mad? Duhhhhhhhhhh